1.12.08

I'm back,

yay.

To start things off, I have a vid for you all.



You know how every Garnier Fructis commercial is exactly the same? It’s always a bunch of neo-hippies prancing in fields. The lead girl always has extremely long perfectly straight hair, usually blonde but occasionally brunette. At one point the girl is taking a shower as her hot boyfriend washes her hair, at another point she'll be running through fields with her fellow modal friends, and at least once if not twice she will tie her hair in a knot or tie it to something just to prove (as though we doubted her) that her hair is exceptionally strong since her boytoy washed it with Garnier Fructis. I was just thinking how great life would be if we lived in these commercials. It would be a blissful and never ending cycle of showering, field prancing, and knot tying!
So I was admiring these commercials just a few minutes ago. I couldn't remember what the name of the shampoo was so I described the common characteristics of the ads to Shelby, She immediately knew it was Garnier Fructis, and so I looked up the commercials on Youtube. Unfortunately my mother walked in just as the computer decided to scream "SICK AND TIRED OF LIFELESS AND FRIZZY HAIR!?!?!?!!?" displaying two girls sitting in a red convertible with massive 80's hair. My mom’s only reply was, "I don't even want to know." It was embarrassing.
I have no idea what I want to say in this first post. I feel since it’s my first in this era of blog keeping, I should write something meaningful or something impressive so I can always look back on now and admire my brilliance. But I don't have the time and Amy never writes anything meaningful so why even attempt? This is all for now.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, you return and it is to rant about Garnier Fructis? I'd be disappointed, but someone had to do it! Someone had to point out how beautiful this world of hair and knots and boytoys is!
Thank you for returning to spread this good word.

RACHEL!!!!!!! said...

wow corey, just wow.

I'm so glad someone brought this issue to light. I've been waiting for someone with the voice and the power to do it. Thank god it was you!

Peter said...

Well, with the election being so big and the economy so bad, I feel that this is one of those times in history where everything changes, and I want a voice in these great changes. I want to have a lasting effect in my favor. so I picked my topic and I made my points, only time will tell how successful I really am.

Amy Hemmeter said...

Sorry if I'm not meaningful. Finding time to blog is a very difficult task in the IB world.

Peter said...

People who blog about meaningful things are boring anyway.

Alexis said...

aaand
i love that song. and the video