12.8.09

...and AND they want me to carry it in my uterus!


Mary-Kate... Mary-Kate... MARY-KATE! Dear god, what is there to say? Venus, Elvis, Madonna, Rhianna, Britney, Diana, Warhol, Crichton, Spielberg, Monroe, Fey, Audrey, Fergie, Grace, Orlando, Jake, Heath, Quinto, and the legendary Johnny Depp, all enfused in one thin bohemian Starbucks addicted beauty whom is my utmost (and newest) idol.

If Madonna has kabbalah, and Cruise has Scientology, then I would like to propose my own make believe religion. A religion based solely on the worship of rich and beautiful celebrities and the demonization of the unglamorous and unfashionable. Lets call this religion Mooseism.

Have you converted yet?

Perhaps you would like to know more about my religion? Since I just invented it in the last few minutes there really isn't much to it. All I know is the "Queen Diety" is Mary-Kate Olson, also Starbucks and Nylon magazine our are places of worship.

Have you converted yet?



Perhaps you need more convincing? Ah well, I'll share with you the additions to my religion as I think of them. Shall we move on to what I'm here to blog about? no?.. no?... Yes? okay.

CHANGE

ugh.

CHANGE!

ugh.

EVERYTHING IS CHANGING! its so sad, and inevitable. Our first major life crossroad has popped up out of the blue and I'm not ready for it. But hey, it might be exciting.

Here's some of the new things in my life:

New school: I start OCC in a few weeks and have bought my books and am starting to get excited. unfortunently I opted out on the orientation, so I'll be a little VERY lost my first day, but hey, no surprise there.

New Job: I QUIT COLDSTONE! thank fuck, I hate that place. just about a Week ago I was sitting at my job thinking how the last thing I wanted was to still be doing this for the next two years of my life, and then a week ago today I got called in for an Interview at Dagwoods. the next day I was offered the job. Monday I started, and tomorrow will be my fourth day of training. Already I LOVE it. Tomorrow will be crazy, I work for 10 hours!

New Diet: Yay for new diet plans. This one is very simple and I've lasted on it for a whole four days, step back. I'm on a no Sugar diet. CRAZY. I've switched to diet coke, which really doesn't taste that bad anymore. Splenda in my coffee. and sugar free ice cream. Its really not that hard at all and could save me from a long family history of diabetes.

Money: I've been working my ass off doing 30+ hours a week at coldstone, and my Checking account is now over an unheard of $700! This is just my checking, not including the $1500 I have in savings. And all this means to me is that I need to go shopping at Heritage ASAP, Mall anyone? Perhaps I should make a post about my fall wishlist...



Not counting the fact that all my friends are about to leave and I'll be stuck here with only Alexis to turn to, and I'll be very sad.



I'm incredibly nervous for what this fall will bring, with my whole life changing. But I think it could be amazing, what with this new job that I love, and a new healthier diet. Hopefully I'll learn to love OCC as well.


This photo's my favorite.

4 comments:

Rachel said...

that last photo...she kinda looks really scary. lol

Peter said...

I love it, she looks so cute!

Theresa said...

I love the last pic too. Gosh, so cute. I will join you in this religion.

Ugh, change. Who needs that?! I could do with another week before change happens.

I am so glad your changes are working out! Who would have expected Corey to give up sugar?!?! I was wondering why you wanted Splenda at Ram's Horn. You should cut out most sweeteners though, too. Splenda is sweeter than sugar, so don't use as much (if you were) and honey or various molasses like sugars are actually good for you and less sweet, so they take away a sweet tooth.

Guess how much is in my checking acount! $00.00
(I just got it 2 days ago :D )

Alexis said...

we need to go to every doorstep and preach this lovely new religion of yours!

and yes yes yes. i'm ready to go to the mall whenever