18.9.09

an ERA has ENDED.

It’s been picked up and thrown against the wall. Stabbed repeatedly through the heart. Its balls have been stretched out and pulled back behind its head. Its arms and legs have been tied up on a medieval stretch board and torn off. Its head has been sliced half off like a hinge and it was hung upside down so its innards could spill all over Amy's bedroom floor.

Amy has taken paper and given it a thousand paper cuts then poured alcohol over all the miniscule wounds. Amy has taken a straw and stabbed it in its nose and sucked out its brains. Amy then spit its brains all over its limbs which she keeps in the corner of her room. Amy took a baseball bat and repeatedly beat the shit out of the remaining torso. Amy jumped up and down on its head until its skull gave way and caved in. Amy tied its crushed head to her ceiling fan then turned it on and watched as its body swung round and round until the body ripped off the head completely and went crashing out her window.

Amy took her shattered window pieces and used them to cut up just the inner guts and organs of her blog. Amy then drained its insides out through the holes where its legs used to be attached. She bottled up the liquids and fed it to her dogs. Then she put the crushed head on a stick and humped the other end. Amy skinned her blog and sewed it into a fashionable hand bag and a pair of rather grotesque heels. The bones and muscle were thrown in a pit in her backyard then she shit all over it. She purchased ten copies of Glitter staring Mariah Carrey and threw them over the body. she lit a fire and laughed as her blog was damned to an afterlife with the pop sensation.

Amy deleted her blog, and for that she must die.

2 comments:

Alexis said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

....bitch

Theresa said...

She really did? huh.